The age of small weapons warfare is over. No longer will we tolerate over-hyped products based on pathetic formulas equivalent to a carrot stick, half a pack of gum, and a single piece of Lego. This is 'Merica! Our identity as a nation is built on the concepts of exceptionalism and excess - something we wholeheartedly embrace as a company.

So, we've delivered the ultimate stim-free pump formula. This F'N PUMP'D product will make your arms look like a NYC subway map and force you to bring an extra pair of gym clothes to every workout as your pumps tear through fabric like the OG Real American, Hulk Hogan, throwing down at Summer Slam.